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RE: Summer sub joke
Posted by: Yuri IL\'IN ()
Date: August 16, 2001 03:11PM

<HTML>The very ridiculous jokes were in the USSR. They were connected with politics and communist management. I never heard more ridiculous jokes. They cannot be told to the foreigners. That they to get man mast know life in USSR very well and frequently it is required to know Russian.

Russian tell jokes about the people of different nationalities. Jokes about Poles is not present. To the American and German jokes about the Poles correspond Russian jokes about inhabitants of Chukotka. Therefore I shall bring some Polish jokes about Russian and Russia.

Two Poles talk after start Gagarin in space :
- Do you know that Russian have departed in space !
- All Russians?
- No, only one.
- You have afflicted me.

- In what Polish cities are not yet organized committees of \"Solidarity\"?
- In Vilnus and Lvov.

- Why Marshal Jaruzelsky in Poland in military uniform, and when came to Moscow, dressed civil clothes?
- Because in Poland he at work, and in Moscow at home.

I want to note, that Russian and Poles have normal and even friendly relations. These relations would be even better if Governments not tried to spoil.
My grandmother in 1914-1919 taught on Ukraine. To have the best contact with children and their parents she has learnt Polish language.

I stop off topic!

Regagds,
Yuri IL\'IN
Moscow Russia
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RE: Summer sub joke Peter Johnson 08/15/2001 09:48AM
RE: Summer sub joke MPC 08/15/2001 05:42PM
RE: Summer sub joke MCE 08/15/2001 08:54PM
RE: Summer sub joke David W 08/15/2001 12:17AM
RE: Summer sub joke walter M 08/15/2001 05:08PM
RE: Summer sub joke Yuri IL\'IN 08/15/2001 01:28PM
RE: Summer sub joke Paul 08/15/2001 02:58PM
RE: Summer sub joke walter M 08/15/2001 05:13PM
RE: Summer sub joke pAUL 08/15/2001 09:47PM
RE: Summer sub joke walter M 08/15/2001 10:54PM
RE: Summer sub joke Yuri IL\'IN 08/16/2001 12:14AM
RE: Summer sub joke walter M 08/16/2001 10:11AM
RE: Summer sub joke Yuri IL\'IN 08/16/2001 03:11PM
RE: Summer sub joke Paul 08/16/2001 04:56PM
RE: Summer sub joke walter M 08/16/2001 05:04PM
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RE: Summer sub joke Yuri IL\'IN 08/17/2001 09:11AM
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