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RE: Summer sub joke
Posted by:
Yuri IL\'IN
()
Date: August 17, 2001 09:11AM
<HTML>Well walter
In the beginning of 20th Swedish Nazi presented airplane to the Finns. This airplane was unique in Finland. For that reason that Finns have not forgotten has presented airplane Swedes have drawn swastika there. Silly Finns have decided, that as Swedes have drawn swastika, that there is a rule in according to which on all airplanes is necessary drawn swastika. From that time swastika was presented on all Finnish airplanes
My comment: the Soviet soldiers for the first time have seen a swastika on the Finnish planes
Linguistic joke
The American and Russian submarines have met on a surface..
The captains according to tradition should rise on a deck and welcome each other.
The American officers advise to the Captain:
- It is not necessary to criticize Russian. Russian are strange people and having heard any criticism Immediately give the order \"First compartment. Torpedo attack \"
The American Captain rises on a deck and speaks
- Hello Russian!
The Russian Captain answers:
- What!? Hkrenovo pokrashen [<Submarine is> bad painted>]? First compartment. Torpedo attack!
My comment: When I studied English people learned to read only . To write and to talk English learned only in Committee.
Regards,
Yuri IL\'IN
Moscow Russia</HTML>
In the beginning of 20th Swedish Nazi presented airplane to the Finns. This airplane was unique in Finland. For that reason that Finns have not forgotten has presented airplane Swedes have drawn swastika there. Silly Finns have decided, that as Swedes have drawn swastika, that there is a rule in according to which on all airplanes is necessary drawn swastika. From that time swastika was presented on all Finnish airplanes
My comment: the Soviet soldiers for the first time have seen a swastika on the Finnish planes
Linguistic joke
The American and Russian submarines have met on a surface..
The captains according to tradition should rise on a deck and welcome each other.
The American officers advise to the Captain:
- It is not necessary to criticize Russian. Russian are strange people and having heard any criticism Immediately give the order \"First compartment. Torpedo attack \"
The American Captain rises on a deck and speaks
- Hello Russian!
The Russian Captain answers:
- What!? Hkrenovo pokrashen [<Submarine is> bad painted>]? First compartment. Torpedo attack!
My comment: When I studied English people learned to read only . To write and to talk English learned only in Committee.
Regards,
Yuri IL\'IN
Moscow Russia</HTML>
Subject | Written By | Posted |
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Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/14/2001 08:31PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Paul | 08/14/2001 09:49PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Peter Johnson | 08/15/2001 09:48AM |
RE: Summer sub joke | MPC | 08/15/2001 05:42PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | MCE | 08/15/2001 08:54PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | David W | 08/15/2001 12:17AM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/15/2001 05:08PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Yuri IL\'IN | 08/15/2001 01:28PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Paul | 08/15/2001 02:58PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/15/2001 05:13PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | pAUL | 08/15/2001 09:47PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/15/2001 10:54PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Yuri IL\'IN | 08/16/2001 12:14AM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/16/2001 10:11AM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Yuri IL\'IN | 08/16/2001 03:11PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Paul | 08/16/2001 04:56PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/16/2001 05:04PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter.emme | 08/16/2001 06:22PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Yuri IL\'IN | 08/17/2001 09:11AM |
RE: Summer sub joke | Antonio Veiga | 08/17/2001 06:16PM |
RE: Summer sub joke | MPC | 08/20/2001 08:46PM |