Dear charming, good looking and intelligent young Ladies,

„Gute Leute muß man haben, gute Leute!“ Maybe uboat.net should have a

Subdivision called The GUTE LEUTE from “U-96”, trained and experienced by lifting almost drowned U 96- from the oceans ground; members of our team are fit to clear and clean every flooded house, members of our team are certified according to the movie DAS BOOT, they have certifiable watched at least thirty times. During cleaning and clearing operation members will cook for you smutje – stile while you (as Kameraden) peal the potatoes out - doors.

You all have a dry Christmas and an “unflooded” (except bocu beer) New year 2005.

Sincerely Yours
Volker Erich Kummrow