Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

Irish Proverb


Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family...

Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon


Die Gans zum Pfarrer: "Herr Pfarrer, bitte sagen sie mir die Wahrheit; gibt es ein Leben nach Weihnachten?"
Unbekannt

The geese asked her priest:” Sir in truth is there a life after christmas?”

You and your „birds“ have a nice and peaceful holiday season.

Merry Xmas and happy New Year!

You all have a nice day.
Sincerely Yours
VEK