RE: Summer sub joke
Posted by:
walter M
()
Date: August 16, 2001 10:11AM
<HTML>Dear Yuri,
I like poeople with the sense of humor. When you can\'t change things make fun of them, you havo to go and pasture white bears anyway.
This one really happened in the sixties: one Polish pilot in a small plane lost his course and landed in the S.U. The KGB toke care of him for a week. When they were satisfied, a Polish Air Force Colonel is ordered to come and pick up the plane & pilot sice that guy is not considered anymore fit and/or able to fly himself. They are allowed fly back to Poland with the Colonel at the controls. Not a word is spoken between them during the first leg. In the precise instant they cross the boundary, the Colonel slaps the guy with the words: \"Also the bears try to flee away from there and you, capital fool, run there on a plane!\"
Greetings and best regards
walter M
PS
For people not current with Eastern business:
1) Poland was in the Warsaw pact allied with the S.U.;
2) The bear is the symbol of Russia (like US eagle, Brit\'s bulldog, French cock and so on)
3) \"To go and pasture white bears\" is an euphemism used when a person is sent, unwillingly, to spend some time in North Siberia.
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I like poeople with the sense of humor. When you can\'t change things make fun of them, you havo to go and pasture white bears anyway.
This one really happened in the sixties: one Polish pilot in a small plane lost his course and landed in the S.U. The KGB toke care of him for a week. When they were satisfied, a Polish Air Force Colonel is ordered to come and pick up the plane & pilot sice that guy is not considered anymore fit and/or able to fly himself. They are allowed fly back to Poland with the Colonel at the controls. Not a word is spoken between them during the first leg. In the precise instant they cross the boundary, the Colonel slaps the guy with the words: \"Also the bears try to flee away from there and you, capital fool, run there on a plane!\"
Greetings and best regards
walter M
PS
For people not current with Eastern business:
1) Poland was in the Warsaw pact allied with the S.U.;
2) The bear is the symbol of Russia (like US eagle, Brit\'s bulldog, French cock and so on)
3) \"To go and pasture white bears\" is an euphemism used when a person is sent, unwillingly, to spend some time in North Siberia.
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RE: Summer sub joke | Yuri IL\'IN | 08/16/2001 12:14AM |
RE: Summer sub joke | walter M | 08/16/2001 10:11AM |
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